A Facebook friend’s status currently reads: September 22, 2008 by fauxfringe “I just walked into my bathroom and found a wet rat sitting on the toilet seat.” Just imagine the chain of events that occurred before she walked into the bathroom. Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... fauxfringe Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (Address never made public) Name Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.