Jillian: I had a bad dream last night.
Coleman: What about?
Jillian: I had a dream that I was telling hilarious jokes, but no one would laugh at them. I kept trying and trying and trying to tell funny jokes, but no one thought they were funny.
Coleman: That’s not a dream. That’s your everyday life.
Jillian: (Sigh) I know. But it was still a bad dream.
Coleman: I had a bad dream, too. It was weird.
Jillian: What happened?
Coleman: I had a dream that I was a character in Harry Potter, but it was really messed up and freaky.
Jillian: You mean, you had a dream about “Scary Potter“?!?!?!
(anticipating uncontrollable laughter)
Coleman: No, Harry Potter. Stop trying to make jokes.