Need a bra? Just ask Audrey!

“Jillian,” Audrey said, walking to my desk. “How are you doing today?”

“Just fine, Audrey. How are you?” I asked.

“Great. You know, I just went shopping and I had to come over and tell you: I got a bra.”

“A bra?”

“Yes, I found the most wonderful bra–do you need a bra?”

“Um, eventually, I guess.”

“Well, I found the most wonderful bra at Dillards. Do you know Dillards?”

“Yes. In Park Meadows?”

“Yes, Park Meadows. Where do you buy your bras?”

“Victoria’s Secret, usually.”

“Oh, no. I can’t wear those bras. Too flashy for an old woman like me!”

I laughed.

“I tried one of those new bras,” Audrey continued. “You know, the ones with no straps on them?”

“Strapless bras?” I clarified.

“Yes, strapless. I tried one of those and they are terrible! Do you wear any of those kind?”

“Yes, sometimes,” I said.

“Well, I hated them. My breasts don’t even fit in them! But, I suppose you can wear them. You’re so small chested.”

Thanks Audrey.

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4 thoughts on “Need a bra? Just ask Audrey!

  1. Jillian, I never met you at CCB, but Regan pointed me to your blog. You CRACK me up!!! (and so does O-Wad-Reeee) Thank you for the giggles. :)

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