I was sitting at the computer the other morning, checking my email, when all of a sudden, I became aware that someone was staring at me.
Slowly, I turned my head to the right. Then I saw her peeking around a corner.
“Hello!” she said, in a raspy voice.
“Hi!” I laughed, startled. “What are you doing?”
“I’m a girrrrrrrrrl,” she replied.
“Is that why you have pink lips?” I asked.
“Yes,” she answered.
“Ok, Coleman. Please take that sock puppet off of your hand.”