Life advice from Audrey

“I ate that whole box of chocolates your mother sent for me,” Audrey said. “Can you tell? Look how fat I am. Squeeze my fat right here.”

“Um, no thanks. You look great, Audrey!” I consoled.

“No I don’t. But that’s ok. Women can be fat. Men can’t.”

“What?”

“Fat men are disgusting. It’s either a beer belly or overeating. There’s no excuse. Never date a fat man.”

“Ok.”

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One thought on “Life advice from Audrey

  1. fat women, on the other hand, are not disgusting. oh wait…let me tell you about a person i work with who’s ankles are bigger than my neck…HOT

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