It’s the future I can see

Jillian: I’m psychic!

Coleman: What?

J: I had a psychic dream last night.

C: What was it?

J: I dreamt that Jay Leno died, and then I woke up and heard that Ted Kennedy died!

C: That’s not psychic.

J: Yes it is! Think of how similar they look! Both have big chins and jaws and gray hair!

C: …

J: Did you hear me?

C: Yeah, I… I… I just don’t even know what to say.

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