Bits of conversations I’ve had with people today.

Woman:

“My son wants to join Boy Scouts, but I have no idea how to do anything he has to do to get his badges. I tried to help him make a racecar the other day, and I glued the wheels together so it wouldn’t roll. This is when a dad would come in handy.”

Man:

“My partner and I went home for my cousin’s wedding, and we were so excited that we were invited because my family is not very accepting of our lifestyle. We thought it was a progressive step for them, until we got to the reception. We were seated at the weird table with all the kids and foreign people.”

Coleman:

(I walk into our dark bedroom at 6:15 to get dressed. Coleman rolls over in bed.)

“Wake me up at 7:00.”

“I can’t. I’m leaving now for my dentist appointment.”

“Well, how will I know when to get up then?”

“I’m not sure. Maybe set the alarm?”

“Ugh. No. (Sigh) I guess I’ll figure something out.”

fauxfringe

2 thoughts on “Bits of conversations I’ve had with people today.

  1. “Ugh. No. (Sigh) I guess I’ll figure something out.”

    Yep, funny stuff. Tell Coleman to stop saying he doesn’t help you on the blog because he isn’t funny. Total excuse. I’m going to change your link to say Jillian only if he doesn’t make an appearance soon. :)

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