Woman: Will it work if we do the event in June?
Jillian: Yep, let’s shoot for the first weekend in June.
Woman: Ok. Will you write that down for me?
Jillian: Write what down? The date?
Woman: Yeah. I have virtually no short-term memory.
Jillian: (Laughs) Yep, that’s what I tell people, too!
Woman: No, really, can you please write it down? I nearly died in a terrible accident about a year ago and it destroyed my short-term memory.
Jillian: …………..Oh. Here you go.