“Um, Jillian, my litter box smells better than that candle.”

Jillian (to male employee at Bath and Body Works) Does this candle come in any other sizes?

Male Employee: Whatever we have out is what we have.

J: Oh, ok. Well, I really was hoping to find this in a smaller size.

Male Employee: It’s one of our most popular scents. I’m sure you’ll love it.

J: I do like it. I’m just concerned about–ok, don’t think I’m crazy–but I’m concerned my cat won’t like it.

Male Employee: Your cat?

J: I mean, I just wouldn’t want to get a large, expensive candle, only for my cat to be miserable.

Blank stare.

J: Cause, you know, there are certain scents that cats don’t like.

Blank stare.

J: And I just wouldn’t want him to hate the smell of my house.

Blank stare.

J: I’m really not one of those people who is obsessed with my cat.

Blank stare.

J: Ok then. Well, I’ll just keep this candle in mind and think it over. Thanks.

Yikes!

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2 thoughts on ““Um, Jillian, my litter box smells better than that candle.”

  1. hahaha! He just doesn’t understand how picky little Batman can be! I’m sure Batman would have no problem with knocking it over and setting the apartment on fire if he didn’t care for the scent.

  2. J: I’m really not one of those people who is obsessed with my cat.

    ….makes one wonder if that’s true…

    But I have no room to talk! I am admittedly obsessed with my dog. Like seriously.

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