Audrey: Surfing the Web like a pro.

Audrey: “I can’t talk long. Just wanted to tell you a quick thing.”

Jillian: “Ok, what is it?”

“My daughter — You know she’s unemployed, right? And you remember that she’s been looking for a job for 6 months and can’t find anything? And you know that she has three kids to support because their dad is a deadbeat? — well, she’s selling these pants, and I want you to buy them. I mean, no pressure, you don’t have to buy them.”

“Pants?”

“Yes. I don’t really know what they are or where they come from, but she’s selling them. And they’re very good quality.”

“Ok, well, are they online or something? How do I see them?”

“Yes. She gave me the address. Let me find it here. [Shuffling papers] Ok, here we go. It’s ‘w’ … ‘w’ … ‘w’ … three ‘w’s’, and — it looks like — wait? — well, it looks like there might be some kind of dot here, but I don’t know what the hell that would be for.”

“Yep, it is a dot. There’s always a period after the ‘www’.”

“Well, that’s just unneccessary. What in the hell do you need a dot for? Who comes up with this stuff?”

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