Driving to church one Sunday morning. Jason is driving. Chelsey is in the passenger’s seat, and Coleman and I are in the back. We pass a father in his driveway, buckling his baby into a car seat.
Coleman: Well, Jason and Chelsey, that will be you guys in six months!
Jillian: Do you think Chelsey is three months pregnant?
Coleman: No, I’m just joking.
Jillian: You realize that a pregnancy lasts nine months, not six, right?