Note to self: Never make jokes. Ever again.
[Sitting at work, conversing with three coworkers.]
Coworker 1: My brother-in-law just got a new job and has the best job title!
Coworker 2: What is it?
Coworker 1: He’s a ‘breast specialist’!
Me: Well then, I would LOVE to meet him!
Pause for hysterical laughter… andddddd…
Awesome. Making friends verrrry quickly here.