Thanks for calling, Mr. Creepy

Jillian: Thanks for calling. How may I help you?

Customer: I need you to recommend a house cleaner.

Jillian: Ok, let me see what I can find for you. Do you have a preference on an agency or an individual cleaner?

Customer: No. No specifics.

Jillian: All right. Let me just pull up the list here…

Customer: There’s only one thing.

Jillian: Yes?

Customer: She has to be comfortable cleaning while I’m in the house.

Jillian: Ok?

Customer: Watching her.

Jillian: Uh huh?

Customer: While I’m naked.

Jillian: Uhhhhhhhh… I’m sorry, sir. We’re not that kind of service.

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