The thing is…

The tricky thing about going on vacation is that you eat a lot.

The nice thing is that there is really, really good food in Atlanta, so I ate very well!

The bad thing is that I gained 35 lbs in the span of five days.

The natural thing to do, then, is to go on a diet.

The unfortunate thing is that I was starving this morning, even after my healthy breakfast.

The lucky thing is that I found a snack in my desk!

The sad thing is that it was a king-sized candy bar.

The great thing is that I ate it all in 30 seconds and now I’m not hungry anymore!

The terrible thing is that now I feel like king-sized puking.

Bleh.

Oh yeah, I’m back from vacation!

fauxfringe

One thought on “The thing is…

  1. The good thing about throwing up a candy bar is…………………………………………………………….

    It tastes good coming back out too.

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