This email was sent during work yesterday:
You may have heard the sirens recently – a detainee escaped near the jail and may be in our area. We do not believe she’s armed or dangerous, however we wanted to alert you to the situation.
She’s wearing a white t-shirt and blue jean shorts, is 5’1, 110lbs and has wild hair. If you see a person fitting this description, call security right away.
Ironically, I had just left Pilates class with very wild hair myself… Thankfully, since I’m taller and heavier than aforementioned detainee, no one tried to apprehend me. A narrow escape, for sure!