Coworker: “Jillian, I need you to help me with something for our department meeting.”
Jillian: “Ok. What is it?”
Coworker: “Who wore it best?”
Jillian: “Excuse me?”
Coworker: “You know, like in US Weekly, when they have celebs that wear the same outfits, and you vote who wore it best?”
Coworker: “I want you to find people around campus who look like they’re wearing similar outfits and take pictures of them. Then we can vote at the meeting!”
…this is my job.