At work today, one of the fellows from maintenance was in our office, restocking the soda machine in the kitchen. For some reason, he had his Pit Bull with him. (I’m not sure why.)
It was all fine and whatever, until:
The dog took a big, smelly dump in the middle of the office carpet.
While the maintenance guy was cleaning up the, err, mess, the dog took a second steaming dump on another part of the carpet.
The whole office smelled like dog crap for an hour.
Well, happy Thanksgiving everyone!