Eating a hot dog alone at a party: A haiku November 7, 2016March 13, 2017 by fauxfringe Inspired by a recent networking event I attended in which my friends all left the room to get drinks the moment I ordered a veggie hot dog, I present to you this haiku. Mouth open so wide Try not to make eye contact I’ll hide by the wall Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Tags: hot dog nashville networking party fauxfringe 2 thoughts on “Eating a hot dog alone at a party: A haiku” I’m obsessed with you. Reading all your posts cracking up Reply Haha, thank you so much! To be honest, I was pretty proud of this haiku. And that veggie dog. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Enter your comment here... Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Email (Address never made public) Name Website You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change ) You are commenting using your Google+ account. ( Log Out / Change ) Cancel Connecting to %s Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email.