Eating a hot dog alone at a party: A haiku

 

Inspired by a recent networking event I attended in which my friends all left the room to get drinks the moment I ordered a veggie hot dog, I present to you this haiku.

Mouth open so wide

Try not to make eye contact

I’ll hide by the wall

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