Genuine curiosity. (Yes, these are real emails received from my male coworker.)

To: Jillian, Media Buyer From: Coworker Date: July 31, 2012 Subject: How do you get your hair to poof in back like that? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: Jillian, Media Buyer From: Coworker Date: August 10, 2012 Subject: (no subject) I see you're wearing gold and silver today. Can you mix and match metals like that? I thought…

The picture of poise and confidence.

The other day, I was looking really good. No, like really good. Great hair, great outfit, great smile... I'm talkin' goooooood. So, where do you go when you're looking as good as I was? Broad Ripple, duh. I'm walking down the sidewalk, the sun shining, a pep in my step, hair blowing in the wind, smiling…

Gee, I love riding my bike.

[Thursday morning. In the gym.] Kelsey (fitness trainer): "Jillian, are you participating in Bike to Work Day tomorrow?" Jillian: "Uhhh... NO. I haven't ridden my bike in months." Kelsey: "That's no excuse! You should start again." Jillian: "My bike probably has flat tires." Kelsey: "Borrow a bike from the gym. You know you can rent…