Ringing in 2011 with GLORIOUS customer service calls!

"Ok, sir, and what would you like your password to be?" "Fantasia!" *** "Ma'am, what password would you like to use?" "Dead Bear." *** "And, I see your password is currently set as 'A-S-S-1-H-O-L-E'." *** "Are you crazy?! I would NEVER pay $53.00 for a membership. Never! Do you think I'm stupid? What did I…