Just workshopping a few titles for my hypothetical autobiography.
life
Silver
"Here's your ad layout for review," a coworker says as she hands me a sheet of paper. "It looks great! And also, I can see your aura, and it's silver." She flashes me a smile as she walks away. All in a day's work.
An open letter to my eyebrows, which won’t grow
Dear eyebrows, why won't you grow? It's really such a trend, you know Bushy glory 'cross my brow I wish someone would tell me how To go back to that fateful day When my mother said you'd go away If I kept plucking like I did It's not fair - I was just a kid!…
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Separate laundry?
It's difficult to describe the precise shock and sheer panic one feels after finding a strand of her husband's long, long beard hair stuck to her shirt in the middle of a work day or party. So many questions flood the mind: Has anyone seen it? How many people? Do they know what it is? Do…
LaRhonda wants a burger
It's Saturday. Bryan is in our yard with friends, sweating over a BBQ smoker full of chicken, sausage and ribs. At this point, it's become a weekend tradition. They're lounging on the screened-in porch, drinking beers and watching March Madness, when all of a sudden, a voice calls from over the fence. "What y'all cookin'…
Psssst!
If you follow me here on WordPress - THANK YOU! I live for your engagement on this platform. I've been recording the funny, weird and embarrassing things that have happened to me for nearly 10 years right here on this blog, and your comments and likes mean so much! I also have a lot of…
Best of fauxfringe: Cheesesteak
Every now and then, I like to look back on some of my favorite and most well-received blog posts. Here's one from about 5 years ago about a terrible guy I met at the gym: Cheesesteak. I still think about him from time to time. Of course, I'm sure we all wish him the best.…
