marriage

Secret ice cream

Honesty is essential to a happy marriage. Unless we’re talking about ice cream.

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marriage

You can keep the pen

I walked across the floor to my CEO’s office, with whom I had a meeting scheduled. Notebook and pen in hand, I was prepared for our conversation. As I entered his office, I was greeted by his assistant, Elizabeth. 

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Milk

I picked Bryan up after work yesterday for our daily carpool (which is totes adorbs.) “Mind if we swing by the grocery store on the way home?” he asked. “Sure! What do you need?” I asked. “We’re having a pitch-in breakfast at work tomorrow to kick off our holiday party, and I signed up to […]

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marriage

Sanitation and the Seven Steps of Drunkenness

A few nights ago, I returned home after dark having spent an evening dining and gossiping with girlfriends. I pulled up to our house, parked my car and approached the door. As I turned the knob, I could smell a musty, yeasty odor and hear hip hop blaring from inside the house. Do you have […]

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Modern love

Jillian: “Do you wanna tell each other five things we love about each other?” Bryan: [Blank stare] “Or just the top five things?” [Blank stare] “…no?” [Hysterical laughter]

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bob bob bob

Tuesday Bryan: “You got your hair cut!” Jillian [tosses hair around, feeling cute and confident]: “Yep! What do you think?” B: “It’s… short.” J: “…yep.”

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#mcm

Last week, while poking around the interwebs, I happened upon this photo of Bryan and me from nearly four years ago. This was the first photo that was ever taken of us, before we started dating, before we even knew we liked each other, when we were just coworkers and his beard was smaller and […]

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humor, marriage

Something happened before work today.

Well, today I learned that I wake up early enough to catch the late night programming on Cinemax. Picture this: It’s 5:30 on Monday morning. I have just stumbled downstairs and managed to start a pot of coffee. With my eyelids still heavy, I wander into the living room eating a banana, which in retrospect […]

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