The Tale of the Beard King

Well, ladies and gents, I've married a champion. Two weeks ago, Bryan entered into a competition called "Beards and Brews" at our neighborhood Fountain Square Brewery. Bearded participants faced a panel of middle-aged judges and modeled their facial hair. Four winners were selected, awarded prizes for Longest Beard, Most Creatively Groomed, Thickest Beard and Best In…