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That’s what friends are for.

October 21, 2017February 12, 2018Categories lifeLeave a Comment on That’s what friends are for.

When you think you run the world, but you're blessed with friends who keep you humble.

Summer is officially over.

September 26, 2017October 4, 2017Categories lifeLeave a Comment on Summer is officially over.

LaRhonda's back and more conservative than ever!

An open letter to my eyebrows, which won’t grow

April 5, 2017Categories life1 Comment on An open letter to my eyebrows, which won’t grow

Dear eyebrows, why won't you grow? It's really such a trend, you know Bushy glory 'cross my brow I wish someone would tell me how To go back to that fateful day When my mother said you'd go away If I kept plucking like I did It's not fair - I was just a kid!…

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Call me granny

March 13, 2017March 14, 2017Categories lifeLeave a Comment on Call me granny

It was one of those early Michigan spring days when the world had just begun to defrost and come back to life. I was in college, heading home from class. The sun was shining and the flowers were blooming, so I decided to take the long way home to walk through the campus gardens. The…

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Not a daytime look?

July 5, 2016August 22, 2017Categories humor1 Comment on Not a daytime look?

When you're feeling like a sassy trendsetter wearing hot pink eye shadow to the grocery store, and then an old man asks you in the middle of a busy checkout lane if you've been "punched in the eyes."

Forget the gym

May 12, 2016May 12, 2016Categories life7 Comments on Forget the gym

I've decided I'm going to wear cycling shorts under all of my outfits every day. Honestly, I don't understand why people don't do that all of the time. What's the point of working out when you can wear cycling shorts that just smoosh everything into all the right places and trick people into thinking you were…

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I don’t think she knows

May 6, 2016Categories lifeLeave a Comment on I don’t think she knows

I have a confession to make. It's something that I've only told three people before - Bess, Matt and Jenn, to be exact - but I think I'm finally ready to come clean with you, too. Here it goes. I talk to myself when I'm getting ready. Well, more precisely, I talk to myself as if…

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Introducing Redding Gerrard Wyatt 🥰 Red was born yesterday just after 4pm. We are obsessed with his old man face and his adorable dimples 😍 #redwyatt
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Thankful for a quiet holiday at home with my boys as we anxiously await another boy who is due any day. We put up the Christmas tree (though Myrtle and Press refused to leave any ornaments hanging on the lower half) and spent a pretty evening at Winterlights ✨
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