Portrait of an eternal romantic

MISOPHONIA:ย For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating โ€” chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling โ€” can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage. -ย The New York Times Bryan and I are in the living room, watching TV. I'm eating a salad. Bryan sighs heavily…

Gee, I love riding my bike.

[Thursday morning. In the gym.] Kelsey (fitness trainer): "Jillian, are you participating in Bike to Work Day tomorrow?" Jillian: "Uhhh... NO. I haven't ridden my bike in months." Kelsey: "That's no excuse! You should start again." Jillian: "My bike probably has flat tires." Kelsey: "Borrow a bike from the gym. You know you can rent…