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Separate laundry?

It’s difficult to describe the precise shock and sheer panic one feels after finding a strand of her husband’s long, long beard hair stuck to her shirt in the middle of a work day or party.

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Imagine!

[Driving to Valentine’s Day dinner at Applebee’s (our best tradition) and singing along with the SiriusXM Love station] “Bryan, what if I had a terrible singing voice, but I just kept singing all the time?” “You do sing all the time.” “Yeah, but what if I had a terrible voice?” “…it’s not that hard to imagine.”

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Portrait of an eternal romantic

MISOPHONIA: For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating — chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling — can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage. – The New York Times Bryan and I are in the living room, watching TV. I’m eating a salad. Bryan sighs heavily […]

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The importance of showering

I mentioned this briefly in my previous post, but I just have to declare it again: I cannot stress enough the effectiveness of cornering your significant other with important discussions while he/she is in the shower.

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