Portrait of an eternal romantic

MISOPHONIA: For people with a condition that some scientists call misophonia, mealtime can be torture. The sounds of other people eating — chewing, chomping, slurping, gurgling — can send them into an instantaneous, blood-boiling rage. - The New York Times Bryan and I are in the living room, watching TV. I'm eating a salad. Bryan sighs heavily…

An ode to my husband, who made me smoked trout dip

You made me trout dip yesterday Quite frankly, I was blown away By the kindness you showed to my heart So I wrote this ode, now let it start Some may say "Trout dip is gross!" But you know I love it the most So imagine my surprise When I came home to realize That you had…

The importance of showering

I mentioned this briefly in my previous post, but I just have to declare it again: I cannot stress enough the effectiveness of cornering your significant other with important discussions while he/she is in the shower. Constructive criticism to give? Got a loaded question to ask? Need to address that rude comment he/she made that you've…