The only thing more awkward than sitting on a stranger's lap is doing so when you're 6 months pregnant.
LaRhonda's back and more conservative than ever!
Catching the glance of a hunky guy at the store: Seeing him wink at you as he rides by on his motorcycle in the parking lot: Realizing as he speeds away that his license plate reads 4PLAY:
I've got a new neighbor. Or maybe he/she's very very old.
...and now she's on the prowl.
Last year, on one of my parents' visits to Nashville, my mom helped me plant some landscaping in my front yard. Among the plants we picked out was a pair of pretty little snow bell bushes, with bright green leaves and tiny white flowers. One of the bushes struggled to grow last year, so I was…
It's 9:30 p.m. on a Sunday. I'm in my pjs, talking with my sister in the kitchen as she makes a snack. Suddenly, we're interrupted by a knock on the door. Immediately, I panic. Have I been listening to too many true crime murder podcasts lately? It's possible. But when you learn that Richard Ramirez…